I’m an Australian writer based in Berlin. You can buy my books, Feast While You Can and The View Was Exhausting. Or there’s free writing below.

Book cover of FEAST WHILE YOU CAN, published by Grand Central in the US and Simon & Schuster in the UK/Commonwealth, 2024.

I wrote Feast While You Can with my wife, Onjuli Datta. The New York Times called it “an exciting new hybrid horror-romance novel” and it was shortlisted for Best Horror Novel by the British Fantasy Awards. It’s about a girl in a shitty small town who gets possessed by the local monster and falls in love with the local butch. I don’t think it’s that scary.

You can buy it here: US / UK / Australia / elsewhere

Book cover of THE VIEW WAS EXHAUSTING, published by Grand Central in the US and Headline/Review in the UK/Commonwealth, 2021.

I also wrote my first novel, The View Was Exhausting, with my wife, Onjuli Datta (we do most things together). Vogue called it “a perfect summer read” and gal-dem (RIP) called it “smart, sexy and genuinely insightful”; it was also a Goop book club pick. It’s about a mean movie star and her fake boyfriend. I can write about heterosexuals if I want!!!!!

You can buy it here: US / UK / Australia / elsewhere

Here’s some clips

I do that, too. I’ve got 10+ years experience in marketing. I’ve written billboards and books and most things in between. You can email me if you’d like to work together.

Copywriting

Anything else?

My agents are Andrianna deLone at CAA and Martha Perotto-Wills at David Higham Associates.

You can read Onj’s good Substack on pop music and writing fiction here, or follow our Instagram account here. It’s not cringe that we share an account because it’s for work.

I think that’s it. But let me know!